Pro-Tip:  Deadspin Penis Article

"Party-vi" (party-vi) 12/28/2015 at 16:07 • Filed to: None

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Don’t read it. For the love of God don’t read it.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Party-vi 12/28/2015 at 16:09

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Too late, currently curled up in a ball protecting penis from injury.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Party-vi 12/28/2015 at 16:13

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Don’t even look at the lead picture. Just Fucking Don't.

DrJohannVegas > Party-vi 12/28/2015 at 16:14

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EL_ULY > Party-vi 12/28/2015 at 16:18

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didn’t know it existed, read it, regret it

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Party-vi 12/28/2015 at 16:19

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Heh, you said tip

Party-vi > EL_ULY 12/28/2015 at 16:20

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I WARNED YOU

ttyymmnn > Party-vi 12/28/2015 at 16:22

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Wait, you read Deadspin articles?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Party-vi 12/28/2015 at 16:26

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Of course, now I have to.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Party-vi 12/28/2015 at 16:28

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the wire one really makes me wonder whats wrong with some people

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/28/2015 at 16:28

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Saw lead image, noped straight outta there.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Party-vi 12/28/2015 at 16:31

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....excuse me while I leave the internet

Slave2anMG > Party-vi 12/28/2015 at 16:37

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Fucking hell, the lead in photo was enough to keep me from reading it...

Party-vi > ttyymmnn 12/28/2015 at 16:40

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Read is too strong a word.

Dr_Watson > Party-vi 12/28/2015 at 16:44

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but now you’re making me want to read it

o_O

Brian, The Life of > Party-vi 12/28/2015 at 16:57

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Welp, I know what my next several nightmares will be about now. Thanks for clearing up that mystery, bud!

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Party-vi 12/28/2015 at 17:15

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It’s worse than their butthole article

Jonathan Harper > Party-vi 12/28/2015 at 21:04

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Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Party-vi 12/29/2015 at 00:23

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You mean THIS ONE?

http://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-horrible-…

And now I give you this clip from the movie Something About Mary: